Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...

Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.

Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!

Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*

Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!

Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!

Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.

Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*

Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*

Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

New Moon on Monday Astrology: Horoscopes for December 12-18, 2011

nmoma:

NEW MOON ON MONDAY ASTROLOGY

By Adeline Leigh

GENERAL FORECAST:

Mercury comes out of retrograde tomorrow evening (at 5:43 pm pacific daylight time, 8:43 pm on the East Coast). Remember: Mercury gets up to its trickiest business during the time it’s switching direction. Keep taking your…

crispy-nic:

Horoscopen en buttons uit mijn GLR afstudeer jaar (2009), ik kwam erachter dat deze nog niet op deze blog gepost waren. Dus bij deze.

Chiron in Aries
What healing experiences have I had as I allowed myself to choose a direction whether it pleased others or not?
~ Elizabeth Rose Campbell, Intuitive Astrology: Follow Your Best Instincts to Become Who You Always Intended to Be

Chiron in Aries

What healing experiences have I had as I allowed myself to choose a direction whether it pleased others or not?

~ Elizabeth Rose Campbell, Intuitive Astrology: Follow Your Best Instincts to Become Who You Always Intended to Be

(Source: noonoo22)

Moon in Aries
What you need
Sporty, outdoors or fitness pursuits * A dynamic role at work * Friends who will argue with you * Friends who will forgive you * Absolute equality with men * A cause
~ Jessica Adams, New Astrology for Women

Moon in Aries

What you need

Sporty, outdoors or fitness pursuits * A dynamic role at work * Friends who will argue with you * Friends who will forgive you * Absolute equality with men * A cause

~ Jessica Adams, New Astrology for Women

(Source: heartsfallapart)

Aries: activating; bold, courageous and taking charge to assert itself; impulsive
~Antero Alli, Astrologik

Aries: activating; bold, courageous and taking charge to assert itself; impulsive

~Antero Alli, Astrologik

(Source: natalysoboleva)