Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...

Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.

Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!

Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*

Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!

Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!

Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.

Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*

Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*

Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

New Moon on Monday Astrology: Horoscopes for December 12-18, 2011

nmoma:

NEW MOON ON MONDAY ASTROLOGY

By Adeline Leigh

GENERAL FORECAST:

Mercury comes out of retrograde tomorrow evening (at 5:43 pm pacific daylight time, 8:43 pm on the East Coast). Remember: Mercury gets up to its trickiest business during the time it’s switching direction. Keep taking your…

tout-de-suite:

$12,500 vintage 60s CHANEL gilt silver Capricorn zodiac cuff

tout-de-suite:

$12,500 vintage 60s CHANEL gilt silver Capricorn zodiac cuff

Astrology-based discrimination

jonwinstheinternet:

Chinese firm doesn’t want Scorpios, Virgos

WUHAN, China, Nov. 25 (UPI) — An English-language training company in China is drawing criticism for job postings stating Scorpios and Virgos need not apply.

The company, which was not named by the Chutian Metropolis Daily in Wuhan but put up postings at a Wuhan university, states it will not accept applications from potential teachers and clerks born under certain zodiac signs, The Daily Telegraph, Britain, reported Friday.

“We don’t want Scorpios or Virgos, and Capricorns, Pisces and Libras will be prioritized,” the posting reads.

A manager at the firm, a woman surnamed Xia, was quoted by Chutian Metropolis Daily as saying her research found Scorpios have strong personalities and are prone to mood swings, while Virgos tend to be highly critical and don’t spend a lot of time in a single job.

“I hired people with those two star signs before, and they either liked quarreling with colleagues or they could not do the job for long,” Xia said.

crispy-nic:

Horoscopen en buttons uit mijn GLR afstudeer jaar (2009), ik kwam erachter dat deze nog niet op deze blog gepost waren. Dus bij deze.

Chiron in Capricorn
How can I be a healer as I infiltrate ranks of authority figures who have forgotten that a series of imperfect stepping stones can lead directly to the top of the mountain as they spiral up the hill?
~ Elizabeth Rose Campbell, Intuitive Astrology: Follow Your Best Instincts to Become Who You Always Intended to Be

Chiron in Capricorn

How can I be a healer as I infiltrate ranks of authority figures who have forgotten that a series of imperfect stepping stones can lead directly to the top of the mountain as they spiral up the hill?

~ Elizabeth Rose Campbell, Intuitive Astrology: Follow Your Best Instincts to Become Who You Always Intended to Be

Moon in Capricorn
What you need
People who are as organized as you are * A feeling of control, at home and at work * Family, flatmates, lovers or friends who know the form * A job where you can truly achieve * Friends or contacts in high places
~ Jessica Adams, New Astrology for Women

Moon in Capricorn

What you need

People who are as organized as you are * A feeling of control, at home and at work * Family, flatmates, lovers or friends who know the form * A job where you can truly achieve * Friends or contacts in high places

~ Jessica Adams, New Astrology for Women

(Source: cold-hearted-snake)